Sunday, July 19, 2009

Top 10 Reasons I Haven't Blogged Since...uh...In a While

10. My dog ate my computer.

9. Hello! It's summer. Have you seen my yard?

8. I've been hiding out from the carnies while the fair was in town.

7. My only real intention for having a blog was to bookmark all my favorite blogs.

6. I've been on the down-low with my hubby for distributing fireworks to minors.

5. I'm recovering from the pressures of being married to "Bill Calahan".

4. I took a "How Mean Are You" quiz on Facebook and scored 48!! I'm waiting for the intervention.

3. I've been in a 12 step program to stop profanity.

2. I got another year older. It's amazing how much sleep old people need to function!

1. Daisy of Love...Charm School with Ricki Lake and coming soon Megan Wants a Millionaire and Real Chance of Love 2!

Seriously, I don't know where the time goes. Sorry everyone!

Don't have much time, but wanted to share these....caution....adult content!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ3IXY4PYd4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PHnRIn74Ag